👉 "Naked eared" is a whimsical term that describes someone with ears that are so bare and exposed, they'd make a peacock proud but also a potential magnet for unwanted attention. Think of it as having an oversized, glorified pedicure gone wrong in a forest clearing.
Here's an edgy sentence: "The naked eared squirrel, having spent too many days in the sun and not enough time practicing hide-and-seek, decided to go for a swim, thinking the water would wash away its embarrassment."
